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#1 Gus

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Posted 24 October 2013 - 07:29 PM

 

 He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants don't you? 

He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
 
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! 

He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
 

He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said..... Single women come home; see what's in the fridge; and go to bed.

Married women come home; see what's in bed; and go to the fridge

 






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