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#1 Gus

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 02:48 PM

Two couples were playing poker  one evening. OP accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent  down under the table to pick them up, he noticed KC's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, OP upon trying to  sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, OP went to the kitchen to get  some refreshments. KC's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that  you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, OP admitted that, well  indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess  the financial and moral costs of this offer, OP confirms that he is  interested.

Sue told him that since her husband  KC worked Friday afternoons and OP didn't, OP should be at her house   around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday  rolled around, OP showed up at KC's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their  transaction, as agreed.

OP quickly dressed and  left.

As usual, KC came home from work at 6  p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did OP come by the house this  afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue  answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her  heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give  you £500?'

Sue, using her best poker face,  replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me £500.'

KC, with a satisfied look on his face,  surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and  borrowed £500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on  his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my  friends, is a poker player...........

 

 

 

 



#2 oldphart

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 06:33 PM

:cool:  :cool:  :lol:


~~~~~OOPS sorry were you down wind of me




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