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#1 Gus

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:27 PM



The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All
the others kept me awake all night!"



My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow
and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay?!"



A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking
about my sister.”

“That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers




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