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#1 Gus

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 01:25 PM

KC was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless OP" who asked KC for a couple of dollars for dinner.

KC took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No OP" replied, I had to stop drinking years ago,"

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" KC asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," OP said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" KC asked.

"Are you NUTS!" OP" replied . "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well KC said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

OP" was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

KC" replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.......

#2 oldphart

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 02:59 PM

~~~~Does she like sex, because since I gave up all that it's the only thung  do


~~~~~OOPS sorry were you down wind of me

#3 Gus

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:26 PM

I doubt it OP"..... The way KC" complains about it you probably stand a better chance with the LOON..LOL

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 12:51 PM

~~~~yea I'm a liken to Spoon


~~~~~OOPS sorry were you down wind of me




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