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#1 Gus


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 06:08 PM

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicleand whose given name
was 'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
Cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone
Again, I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called
Him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
Forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."
Hejumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
The forest where he made love to her all day and
All night. He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what
He promised he would do.
Years went by and no
One dared call him by his given name until a woman
Named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
Away. Yellow Bird, who wasBlueBird's cousin, was Overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
And said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
Night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
Her all the next night, butYellowBird wouldn't die
Why ?

You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't killTwo Birds

With OneStone!!!

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