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#1 Gus

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 09:26 PM

Sex On Mars

The year is 2222 and OP and Mrs. OP land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. OP asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Mrs.OP brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Mrs.OP.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Mrs.OP and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips... He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Mrs.OP...

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples re-join their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, OP asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Mrs.OP, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT THIS, YOU ARE BEYOND HOPE!!!


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#2 oldphart

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

~~~~~LOL


~~~~~OOPS sorry were you down wind of me

#3 K.C.

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:05 AM

Ok Gus.....I'm so stealing this one LMAO.
Poor OP's face and ears must have been. blood red after the mars vacation.

Hooksets are free.





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